 | Episode 1 - Rule #23: Never Lie to the Kids |
| Episode 2 - Rule #174: Never Trust Anyone Who Charges by the Hour |
| Episode 3 - Rule #47: Always Take Advantage of "Me" Time |
| Episode 4 - Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place to Visit |
| Episode 5 - Rule #21: Leave Childishness to the Children |
| Episode 6 - Rule #33: When in Doubt, Run Away |
| Episode 7 - Rule #67: Don't Kill the Princess |
| Episode 8 - Rule #17: Ask the Answer Lady |
| Episode 9 - Rule #32: F-you, Rob Frumpkis! |
| Episode 10 - Rule #3: Don't Stand in the Doorway |
| Episode 11 - Rule #46: Keep the Holidays Low Key |
| Episode 12 - Rule #92: Don't Do the Crime If You Can't Do the Time |
| Episode 13 - Rule #101: Know When It's Time to Move On |
