 | Episode 1 - At the End of the Day, Reality Wins |
| Episode 2 - I'm a Motherf**King Scorpion, That's Why |
| Episode 3 - Entropy Is Contagious |
| Episode 4 - We Can Always Just Overwhelm the Vagus Nerve with Another Sensation |
| Episode 5 - The Urge to Save Humanity Is Almost Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule |
| Episode 6 - Trust Me, I'm Getting Plenty of Erections |
| Episode 7 - The Next Olive Branch Goes Straight Up Your Ass |
| Episode 8 - He Didn't Mean That, Natalie Portman |
| Episode 9 - We're Going to Build a Mothership and Rule the Universe |
| Episode 10 - Praise Money! Hallowed Be Thy Name |
| Episode 11 - Everything's So F**King Obvious, I'm Starting to Wonder Why We're Even Having This Co |
| Episode 12 - It's a Box Inside a Box Inside a Box, Dipsh*T |
