**Watch MAS*H Season 3 Episode 22: Payday Online**

	IMDB Rating: 7.6/10 from 153 votes
	Release: 1975 / MAS*H / Season 3 / Episode 22
	Genre: Comedy \| Drama \| War
	Director: Hy Averback
	Stars: Alan Alda, Wayne Rogers, McLean Stevenson
	Synopsis: In the Army's infinite wisdom, Hawkeye is named Payroll Officer for the enlisted men at the 4077 and Radar pays the officers. Hawkeye has $10 left from the enlisted pay; Radar looks at the scrip like he is facing a firing squad. All Hawkeye wants is to nibble on a giggly nurse; Radar keeps coming at him with paperwork and dire predictions. Hawkeye shrugs him away, waxing poetic about what the U.S. Army SHOULD be paying him... unfortunately Radar writes it all down. Most of 4077 sits in a poker game; Trapper loses everything but his charm. In the next pay envelope, Radar smells the firing squad coming closer: $3,000.00 for Hawkeye. So, Hawkeye makes a huge donation to Father and the orphans and tries to go on nibbling. Kim Chun Quoc (Jack Soo) is Korea's Tiffany's on wheels; he sells Frank two strands of pearls: one fake set and one genuine set. When Margaret finds out, she plays a clever trick on Ferret Face, never once doubting his rat-finkery. When Captain Sloan, Supervising Acc-Fin...