 | Episode 1 - Real Fast! Quack, Quack! |
| Episode 2 - Can Horses Smell Fear? |
| Episode 3 - Oh, Wow! It's Like One of Those Things You See on TV! |
| Episode 4 - I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing! |
| Episode 5 - I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh! |
| Episode 6 - Maybe Steven Seagal Will See Me and Want Me to Be in One of His Movies |
| Episode 7 - I Wonder If This Is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle |
| Episode 8 - He Can't Swim, But He Can Eat Cow Lips |
| Episode 9 - Being Polite Sucks Sometimes |
| Episode 10 - Lookin' Like a Blue-Haired Lady on a Sunday Drive |
| Episode 11 - We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches |
| Episode 12 - Dude, I'm Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now! |
| Episode 13 - Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever |
