 | Episode 1 - Cheaters Never Win - and They Cheated! |
| Episode 2 - It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served - and We're Bigger |
| Episode 3 - I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards! |
| Episode 4 - Check Your Tires Because... Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen! |
| Episode 5 - You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose! |
| Episode 6 - I Could Never Have Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now |
| Episode 7 - We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway... and the Lights Are Off! |
| Episode 8 - The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old But Still Very, Very with It |
| Episode 9 - We're Not at Charm School Learning How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing |
| Episode 10 - That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face! |
| Episode 11 - Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You/Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You |
| Episode 12 - He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack! |
| Episode 13 - It's Like Adam Building His First House! |
